I order you to entertain me. now.

So, normally, I'm really very busy at work and I enjoy it a great deal. I love having lots to do. I thrive on a full workload.

Today? I have nothing to do. N O T H I N G .

Well, technically, I had some things to do, but I've already done them, you see. GAH. And my boss is gone. And I can only clean out my e-mail so many times in one day. I'm trying to see if I can justify leaving early. Wouldn't cleaning my house be ever so much more productive? (yes. yes it would.) Do I really need that extra half-day's wages? (yes. yes I do.)

I don't bore easily, but right now, I'm ready to abandon ship. Even this blog is boring. SNOOZEVILLE.