Stupid much?

18 or lower means you're not stupid.

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[ ] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

So far: 3

[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune.
[ ] You just tried to sing them

So far: 4

[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. (HEY.)
[ ] Your hair is actually blonde (naturally)
[x] People have called you slow

So far: 7

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but the straw went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You've fallen asleep in class
[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh.

So far: 10

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[x] People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.

So far: 14 (I did not need to use my fingers this time)

[ ] You have eaten a bug
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more impotant
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was right by you

So far: 17

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.

So far: 17 (What if I lose a lot of things? This must count.)

[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before

So far: 17
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling. (Is this stupid?)
[ ] The word "umm" is used many times a day. (no, but I am from Utah and I say "like" like, all the time. This should count, too.)

TOTAL: 18! WAHEYYYYYYYYYYYYY
wait. I know I am more stupid than this. :(